I’ve always found humor to be at the forefront of tools that I turn to when I don’t feel so well about my life. It helps so much, in fact, that I included it in my three strategies of managing culture shock. And so when at the last night’s writer’s group we had a session on how to write humor, I thought – why not find a few jokes that can help expats take another perspective on whatever is troubling them?
And while humor isn’t my talent and there are not that many (or any!) comedians that focus specifically on the always-on-the-move cohort, I found a few jokes that can still serve their purpose and help.
Feeling like you’ve given up a lot to move half way across the world? A job, a career, a family, and friends? Not to worry:
Cheer up! Remember the less you have, the more there is to get. (Unknown)
Having a frustration-full day? Cannot communicate with anyone? Want to lock yourself up at home and never come out again? Consider this alternative thinking:
Eat a live toad the first thing in the morning and nothing worse can happen to you for the rest of the day. (Unknown)
Experiencing guilt that you don’t have to clean your house and can hire someone to do it for you while all your friends at home don’t have that luxury?
Housework done properly can kill you. (Unknown)
Terrified to move to yet another place? To pack, to unpack, to start completely anew in finding friends? This may help:
I have a new philosophy, I’m only going to dread one day at a time. (Charles Schulz, “Peanuts”)
Worried about your next destination? Heard a few things you didn’t like and spending hours making assumptions on how they will affect you? Leave those assumptions behind because:
I’ve suffered a great many catastrophes in my life. Most of them never happened. (Mark Twain)
This one needs no introduction:
There’s no such thing as fun for the whole family. (Jerry Seinfeld)
Tired of constantly receiving wise advice when complaining? Sick of too many expat coaches out there telling you to learn from your experience? Well, you don’t have to listen to them all the time. And not everything has to be for learning. Because:
“Sometimes the road less traveled is less traveled for a reason.” (Jerry Seinfeld)
And finally, there will always be times when your days will suck, when the outside looks grey, and when watching old re-runs of your favorite comedy shows is the only thing you want to do. Don’t worry. We’ve all been there. Give yourself permission to NOT be perfect and learn to swear.
Life’s disappointments are harder to take when you don’t know any swear words. (Unknown)
Any good additions?